There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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