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• (905): View more from Toronto

  it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors

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  american apparel?

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  try lime green

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  just found the deal breaker

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  hairy back?

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  he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go

  (319): View more from Iowa

  IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...

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• (909): View more from California

  Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬

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• (585): View more from New York

  He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.

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