I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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