there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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