i was rollin on her like bob the builder
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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