508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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