I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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