Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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