Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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