Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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