"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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