don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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