I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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