god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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