i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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