I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think your dad took our porno
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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