..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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