No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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