I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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