i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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