I think im going to throw up on grandma
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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