Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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