we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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