About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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