They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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