doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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