I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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