I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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