is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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