She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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