I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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