peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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