I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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