he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's not a walk of shame if you run
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize