No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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