Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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