Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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