I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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