How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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