who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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