i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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