Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I got her a Nickelback box set.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm having to shit out rocks
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