I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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