why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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