Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Someone shit on the floor
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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