he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think a kid would responsible me up
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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