Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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