with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
