If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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