it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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