So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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