Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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