Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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