ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hippo gnu deer
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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