he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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